This smells so nice. This is my heaven. Vil please, I want a big piece. Vil went inside and asked for the price. A good piece of six months dry aged steak would be a whopping 100 euro. Maybe I get a bone for Christmas.
Yummy!
Sometime things happen. Today we went to the club and there was another dog named Indy as well. I liked her…..
Today we went to our actual office, as we usually do after work. The two mile walk is quite nice. Vil walks me very day for a minimum of one and a half hour and on weekends we are outside all day. Ok , we went to the office, Vil had a coffee and a chat. All was fine until a small little white fucker jumped at me and tried to ….. me. Wow,….. Squeeeeeeek!
Vil took immediate action, grabbed the small one, “unplugged” him and saved me. Now, “small white fucker dog owner” finally appears and instead of taking care about “small little white fucker”, he grabbed Vil’s arm and said quite aggressive “leave my dog alone”….. WTF?
Small little fucker dog can be happy that I didn’t eat him and now this “responsible” dog owner tries to wind Vil up? Both are rude. Like we know: “The Dog is a reflection of the owner!” So, please “small white fucker dog” and his master: STAY AWAY FROM US!
There is kissing before fucking!!!
Jips!
PS White fucker dog owner plays actually a quite good jazz,…………
You are sitting near to me, but I don’t talk to you because I am paralyzed and my speaking abilities are near zero. I apologize, that I destroyed our future before I even spoke one word with you.
BigHug
A guy just sat on me by accident. I squeaked and he jumped up.
BigLaugh
Vil just met a guy, his name is Uhr, who attended the same high school in Germany. The world is small.
This morning we came home around 0400 and before going to bed I wanted to have the last shit, so we went to the “doggy shit place”. There were still plenty of people on the street and I enjoyed myself until a guy grabbed my leash and pulled me away from the place. “What the fuck is going on here? Who is this dude and what does he want?” Panic, I started to bark and Vil recognized that something is wrong.
“Hurry up my friend, I am in big trouble here.” Vil needed a moment to locate me, but then he was even faster then Ursain Bolt and he started to chase us. The creepy guy pulls even harder on my leash and I start to seriously freak out. There he is, I am safe. “What are you doing with my dog? Leave her alone.” The creepy guy stops and slowly turns around. He is drunk, he stinks and he looks like he wanted to make some trouble. “This is your dog?”, in Spanish. “Yes, fuck, and now give me the leash.” Vil tried to grab my leash but Ugly Guy didn’t want to let go. They both pull, I am barking and try to bite. Ugly guy tries to punch Vil in the face, but Vil’s reaction is way faster. He is on 1000 volts, pushed of adrenaline, he ducks and places a straight slap on the ugly guy’s face.
It makes a funny sound when a nose breaks. Immediately the ugly guy is covered on blood and screaming. “I kill you.” Vil backs off, but the ugly guy is running in Vil’s direction and that is not a very good idea, because Vil was prepared and finishes Ugly Guy with a straight punch in the face. Vil is normally very relaxed and tries to avoid any kind of confrontation, but this is a completely different situation.
At this moment two policemen show up and start to shout in Spanish. First, they handcuff Vil and then they check out ugly guy. They find him barely conscious and decide to call an ambulance. Vil was is placed in the back of the police car and they drive him away. One policeman stays with me until the veterinary emergency arrives to take care of me. The ambulance for Ugly guy arrives. He is still a bit deranged and moments later the vet emergency arrives as well and I am locked up in a dog transport box.
They drive Vil to a place station and there his identity is checked, Interpol questioned, photos made, DNA and fingerprints were taken and a report needed to be written, but therefore a translator was needed, because Vil speaks no Spanish, the policemen rudimentary English and the report itself would be in Spanish, so it was a really good idea to wait for the translator and use his services.
Vil explained the situation using google translate on his phone and the policemen understood, but Ugly Guy is quite hurt and they need to write an official report. No way out. They need Vil’s statement and that needs to be in Spanish.
Three hours later Vil is finally free to leave the police station. The Veterinary Emergency people are really nice, they pick up Vil and give us a lift home.
All good now.
Good thing in the bad situation, that they didn’t frisk Vil or me. 🙂
A bit freaked out “WUFF”!
Jupieeeeee,…… Ana is there. We are really happy to see her.
Yesterday or to be more specific, this morning, Vil had an alcohol accident. 🙂 He came home from work, walked me and while doing so he checked his bank account and “quelle surprise” : PAYDAY!
So we went for a little bender which finished this morning around 0730. It started quite harmless, one beer and some food. After the meal the bartender offered a free shot and Vil decided to have a brown tequila with orange and cinnamon. You can’t stand on one leg, so he took another one and that was just the start.
While drinking until the pub closed at 03:00 I made contact with some nice people. Vil also enjoyed to have a chat and even more drinks. Well, that was not the end. We went “street drinking” and finally we ended up at a nice place with a fountain. No idea where. There we had a few six-packs and around 0700 Vil was very happy to walk home. In the beginning we had a little problem with the direction, because Vil was too shitfaced to read Google maps, so i took the lead and around 0730 we arrived at home.
Happy days.
