Plan-C -Back to Germany? (German) – Tl;dr – Suche Irgendwas, irgendwo in Deutschland.

Today we decided to go back to Germany for a while, recover and gain strength. There is no Plan-B: Walking 2.972KM to Spain anymore, we need to postpone this. Now its time for Plan-C: “Go back to Germany and have the lowest welfare Germany has to offer or even nothing. We searched Facebook for groups like “alternative living/housing” and “work for stay”. There we might find something there. We don’t need much, a legal, warm place with internet would be enough. We hope that we can find something and stay there for the upcoming winter.


Hallo alle miteinander,

Tl;dr – Suche Irgendwas, irgendwo in Deutschland.

Zuerst einige Worte über mich. Bis vor zwei Jahren hatte ich eine Familie, ein Haus, Kinder, einen Job und alles was ich zum Leben gebraucht habe. Das Baskenland, Südfrankreich, ein Traum. Mein Plan war es dort alt und glücklich zu werden, aber leider ging dieser Plan nicht auf, so ist das Leben nun einmal.

Nun lebe ich in einem Zelt auf einem Campingplatz in Holland. Ich habe nichts mehr, nur noch ein Zelt und meine treue Gefährtin Indy, ein Labrador und Border Collie Mix, die mich überallhin beleitet. Sie ist das Beste was mir jemals in meinem Leben passiert ist.

Ich habe so einiges versucht wieder auf die Füsse zu kommen, Jobs in Spanien und Holland gefunden, aber meine Gesundheit hat mir am Ende einen dicken Strich durch die Rechnung gemacht. Ich bin voll am Arsch, habe keine Kraft mehr weiter zu kämpfen und muss nach zwei erfolglosen Versuchen vielleicht ein drittes Mal operiert werden, ich muss auf eine Antwort der Klinik warten, aber das dauert bestimmt einige Wochen.

Nun wird die Zeit knapp und ich habe mich nun entschieden nach Deutschland zurück zu kommen. Das ist echt ein Graus, denn ich hatte das vor zwei Jahren schon einmal. Das Jobcenter zickt rum, die Krankenkasse will nicht und am Ende kommt Hartz dabei raus, wenn überhaupt. Ok, das muss jetzt sein, denn es gibt keine Alternative. Gesund werden und weiter schauen.

Ich suche ein Zimmer, Wohngelegenheit, Platz, Garage oder was auch iummer, um dort zu überwintern und vielleicht auch länger zu bleiben. Ich muss mich anmelden können und Internet wäre auch nicht schlecht, aber sonst brauchen wir nicht viel. Es ist egal wo in Deutschland, denn da habe ich keine Preferenzen.

Was kann ich anbieten? Nun, zuerst einmal mich. 🙂 Eine freundliche und lebensbejahende Persönlichkeit. Ich biete etwas Geld und meine Zeit, meine Arbeitskraft sowie Indy, den besten (Wach-)Hund der Welt.

Also, wenn Du irgendwo in Deutschland einen Platz für uns hast, dann sende mir doch bitte eine Nachricht. Lass uns mal kreativ reden und wenn es passt, dann sitzen wir morgen im Zug.

Allen einen wundervollen sonningen Tag zusammen.

Bernd & Indy

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New Tent – Find the Dog!

Yesterday Vil ordered a new tent at Decathlon. It’s a “POP UP TENT 2 SECONDS 3 FRESH & BLACK I 3 PERSONEN WIT” because our old tent disintegrated slowly. The tent was delivered less than 24 hours later and now we enjoy the comfort of our new home. The tent blocks most of the sunlight and it’s quite chilly inside.

Thank you, Sean and Fiona.

NiceBark

More positive content, please!

Allrite, we agreed on writing more positive posts. Hmmmm, YEAH, I know something…..

Vil bought absolutely embarrassing Bjoern Borg swimming pants. They are red and white striped and a little bit too short, but they cost only 10 Euro and they are worth it. You should see his skinny pale legs. Priceless.

And a Japanese Mario t-shirt with letters he doesn’t know. Any idea [Positive thinking: Vil chatted online right now with M.M. (not the chocolate!). The letters don’t mean ‘Stupid Tourist’ or ‘noodle soup’. Phew… They mean MARIO!

マ is MA リ is RI オ is O

.]

He is ready to swim with me later and we will see how chill the water will be. 🙂

Vil bought a Staatlotterij ticket.
With our luck, we will believe that we will win the Lotterij sometime. It doesn’t need to be the jackpot, we would be ok with the 2nd price. Three fifty wise invested.

12:00 PM – Wake up and a disappointing message (AGAIN!)

Two weeks ago Vil went for a procedure which normally lasts around thirty minutes, but as always, it was a completely different story. The procedure lasted for five hours and after this, they needed to re-schedule, because they made so much ‘minced meat’ inside Vil that they needed to stop, so we waited for two weeks at our camping spot in Uitgeest for ‘Part-II’ and today was the day. We got up very early and I was brought to a friend of us, while Vil went to the hospital.
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Propofol – Vil & M.J. united.

We got up very early and I was brought to a friend of us, while Vil went to the hospital. Vil checked in, got ‘prepared’, for the procedure and at 09:00 he was brought into the theatre and connected to all cables and tubes.

Then the ‘Sleepy Guy’ arrived and started to send him to the ‘Land of Dreams’.

Vil:
“Isn’t that Propofol, the stuff which killed Michel Jackson?”

Sleep Guy with a smile:
“Yes, but the guy who injected the stuff wasn’t as professional as me.”

Vil:
“That’s reassuring.”
Bang! Darkness…

E.P.D.U. – European Phone Drone Union – A 2.792km Long Walk.

Do we have a message / cause? YES, we think so!

Let me ask you: “Have you ever thought about your life, the future and everything else?” Sounds like a Douglas Adams novel, but seriously, ask yourself: “What happens when you become ‘unfit for work’ right now, unexpected and in the worst possible moment in your life or career?”

When you are young, your life is most likely a very long party, you have fun and don’t really think about your future, retirement, sickness and even death. You work on the phone, maybe in one of these call centres in Barcelona, Berlin, Dublin, Prague …. wherever. You earn good money and you really have fun working all over the world. Everything is cool for you and there is nothing to worry about. Really? Unfortunately, there are more things to worry about you might not realize today.

Just ask yourself a few questions

– What would happen if you get sick today and you can’t work anymore?
– Do you have a plan what you gonna do?
– Can you go to your home country? Where is your home country? Does your home country still exist?
– Maybe you worked in several countries for different companies, how are you gonna prove all your achievements?
– How can would you consolidate all your achievements which are spread all over Europe?
– How you gonna survive until all paperwork is done and finally fixed?
– Do you know your achievements?
– …

tl;dr – Let me ask you:
“What will happen when you get sick tomorrow and you can’t work anymore?”

Something everywhere and not enough somewhere,
Maybe you worked all over Europe and you paid social security and taxes. For example a few years in Ireland, a few years in France, a few years in several other countries and you paid everywhere, but what will happen when you need social support? NOTHING! You have paid everywhere, but to consolidate your achievements is nearly impossible. It will last months or even years and until all is sorted you will have to stay on less than welfare and wait.

There are thousands of “phone drones’ like you which have no real ‘social security’. and you need to avoid this topic because you can barely afford life at the moment. You can’t really ask yourself about sickness or retirement and what would you answer?

Ok, some you might have a plan, but most likely you never thought about and you have no idea.

Unfortunately, there is no European register of social achievements for “phone drones” like you and there is no support to consolidate your achievements. More the opposite. Every country makes his own rules and the procedures are made intentionally complicated so that it’s nearly impossible to get any help.

How do you feel about that? Doesn’t sound right, RIGHT? Maybe we can do something together and build an “E.P.D.U. – European Phone Drone Union”?

E.P.D.U. – European Phone Drone Union

Every business except us “Phone Drones” has a lobby.

We are thinking about protesting against for …

… affordable living space in densely populated areas.
Nowadays companies are normally located in city centres and there is no difference between, Dublin, Barcelona, Amsterdam or wherever…..Shiny newly built offices with air condition, but some of us don’t have even a proper bed, not to dream of a kitchen, a working, clean fridge or even a legal registration.

… better support for ‘travelling phone drones’.
The last twenty-five years Vil worked in several jobs all over Europe, he collected social security numbers like candy and he paid loads of taxes and social security. Now he needs to ‘summarise’ all his achievements to get ONE payment and that’s a real task.

First question: Which Country to collect all? Second question: How to prove everything? Third question: How to survive and have food until then? It’s a real pain in the **** to do all this paperwork and it lasts for weeks even months. More about that -> HERE!

… better legal protection.
When we relocated to Amsterdam, Vil was so screwed by Oracle. They let him die and he had no chance to fight.

… more dog-friendly apartments.
Vil had a very good job, he enjoyed to go to work but he was never able to find a permanent place for us. It’s a big challenge to find affordable, legal housing in Amsterdam and with a dog, it’s even harder, let’s say impossible

… and more (to come).
There is more shit in this world worth thinking about!

Which services could the E.P.D.U. offer?

– A central register of social security achievements.
– Legal advice.
– Support for common legal questions (Contracts, Paperwork, Registration, Licenses, …)
– Emergency support (Health, Accommodation, Pet-Nanny, …)
– …

A Long Walk

We can’t go home, because we have nowhere to go and Vil never asked himself all these questions in the past and now he is ‘not fit for work’ and lost is last job (again). Bottom line we are so fucked, have no place to go and when Vil is a bit better, we will walk to Santiago de Compostela. Yes, we still think about walking, because there is nothing else we can do. We don’t want to spend our life begging on the streets of Amsterdam and Plan-B became Plan-A.

In the beginning, it was just a crazy idea, but now we really think that this will work and maybe it could be the most meaningful thing we’ve ever done. -> While walking creating the E.P.D.U.!

Please let us know what you think about our idea to create an E.P.D.U.?
Thank you for your time.
Your feedback is highly appreciated.

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Stichting Jachthaven Zwaansmeerpolder

Nearby to the Camping Zwaansmeerpolder, there is a Yachthafen y0u can have a nice walk and you can see some very nice boats. In Holland, you can ‘drive’ any boat up to fifteen meters long without any driving license. Nice. Smaller boats with a steel hull, in which you could live in permanently, are available from around five to seven thousand Euros. Ok, you can pay way more, but it’s not really needed.

A place for the boat is off-season from October to may is around ten Euro per square meter boat. Means a boat seven by two meters would be fourteen square meters, which equals one hundred forty Euro for six months. That’s a steal.

 

So where to get five thousand Euros to buy a boat? 🙂